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The patch was released, number six,

To smooth out the creases and nicks,

But the fans lost decorum,

And moaned on the forums

'Cause they'd broken more things than they'd fixed!

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Scar and a kar98

 

I set out some ammo as bait

 

As someone runs up thinking they've scored I've already sealed their fate

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Running and running but not very fast

 

Got guns on my back and a pan on my ass

Ping goes the pan and I start to zig zag!

 

One shot im dead!? Must be the lag... 😑

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She's watching her soaps on TV

Why must she do this to me? 

It's Emmerdale first

But Coronation Streets the worst

When I just want my fix of PUBG

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We hit the ground at the same time

The dance that he did was sublime

He begged and he pleaded

But alas was defeated

When my pan broke most of his spine

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Call it a package or call it a crate.

 

I just hope I don't get there too late.

 

I open it up and what do I see?

 

A whole whack of bullets, a gun and, ghillie.

 

I run away loading this m249

 

Now that's some good luck, this chicken is mine!

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3 hours ago, ashm2811 said:

The patch was released, number six,

To smooth out the creases and nicks,

But the fans lost decorum,

And moaned on the forums

'Cause they'd broken more things than they'd fixed!

Best till now.. Like it more than mine :-)

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For a chicken dinner I thirst,

So I set my carbine on burst,

But this hit detection,

Spurs much introspection,

For his one shot has killed me first.

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I'm with my squad sporting a holo,

We're all loaded up shouting "YOLO",

But then I'm afraid,

Into our room dropped a grenade,

And now I carry on solo.

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I has me an ol BABKA
who grew up in the town of GATKA
she hit my head with a PAN so to the hospital I RAN
and all they had was some VODKA
So I pounded the bottle with some pain killers
and now I can not render, I took back my pan and made my chicken TENDER
kurwa
 

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I fear that I might be too late

Greed might have sealed my fate

And yet I push through

Right into the blue

To die by a Kar98

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14 hours ago, RACED said:

She's watching her soaps on TV

Why must she do this to me? 

It's Emmerdale first

But Coronation Streets the worst

When I just want my fix of PUBG

 

This is too true!

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I'm going to push the campaign 

To bump up this post once again

The repeated threads

Can be put to their beds

I'm bored of seeing folk complain!

 

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In the fields south of Yasnaya

Lived a boy who just loved making fire.

He lay in the grass,

Held a flame to his ass

And lit his own funeral pyre.

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I’m descending into the military base.

See for me, it’s all about the chase.

It’s a madhouse as I land,

looting for a minute still no gun in hand.

100/100, back to the plane opposite of an ace.

 

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9 minutes ago, ashm2811 said:

In the fields south of Yasnaya

Lived a boy who just loved making fire.

He lay in the grass,

Held a flame to his ass

And lit his own funeral pyre.

I will be reading your limmericks in my youtube stream today, they are just too good. (ashm2811 was one of the tags I used for my stream, use that to find us if you like)

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There's a death box on the ground, but whos?

Some poor sole who didnt want to lose

So I check all around 

and drop to the ground

But all that's left are bullet loops and brown shoes

 

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17 minutes ago, AristonSparta said:

I will be reading your limmericks in my youtube stream today, they are just too good. (ashm2811 was one of the tags I used for my stream, use that to find us if you like)

 

Thanks! I will have a look for you :)

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5 hours ago, ashm2811 said:

 

Thanks! I will have a look for you :)

It was a pointless stream as always.

 

80% of the stream was me getting screwed by loot spawns. Only about 5 games did I ever get my hands on a decent weapon, and 3 of those I made it top ten.

 

Honestly, I'm about done with this shit fest of a game.

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I jumped to the military base

It's usually my favourite place

Other players had me beat

So I tried to retreat

But I died from a pan to the face

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The circle is way off

All I got is a sawed-off

Some dudes coming up 

In his jacked up ol' truck

I pop up give two shots 

Drive away .. now I'm dead?

 

Truck flipped over a pebble instead 

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